Are you looking for a last minute Halloween outfit? Here are some affordable and witty costumes you can put together in little to no time.




Take a couple pointers from my favorite show, Parks and Recreation. For a US gymnast, wear a gold medal, track jacket, and a plethora of giant hair clips. For Rosie the Riveter, all you need is a denim shirt, red bandana, and red lipstick- just be prepared to be flashing your bicep for every photo.
These next few costumes are super easy but you have to be fully committed to carrying around a prop all night or else the costume will be a bust.


Wear all the gold costume jewelry and gold colored clothing you have and pair with a gardening shovel to be the ultimate gold digger.

This is one of those costumes that makes people think. Just be prepared to explain to people you are a ceiling fan (ohhh! I get it). Clever.. but slightly cheesy.
If you are going out with a group of friends, these DIY group costumes are super fun:

Taco Bell sauce packets.

Rock, paper, scissors. Clever, but good luck sitting down.

This concept works great for a big group since you can make the whole rainbow. With this witty outfit, people will know that you are indeed the brightest crayon in the box.

I couldn’t resist putting this one in here. If you and your BFF have a big sense of humor and are as big of a fan of Dumb and Dumber as I am, Lloyd and Harry may just be the perfect fit for you. If you’re lucky, you may be able to find similar suits at Goodwill that were once worn by a poor teenage boy at his senior prom cirque 1982. If you don’t mind spending a few bones, you can find the costumes on Amazon for around $45 (here for Lloyd and here for Harry).
What are your plans for Halloween? Do you have any clever last minute costume ideas?